yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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