Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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