i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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