sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
