Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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