I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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