I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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