the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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