Porn is love you can see.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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