it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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