there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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