he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
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Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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