You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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