And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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