coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
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I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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