Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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