oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Come back. Shots need mouths.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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