he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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