My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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