Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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