I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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