I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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