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So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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