she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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