i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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