now i know why i became what i already was.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Such a big mess for such a small penis
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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