Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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