Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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