Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
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