My pussy is not your playground.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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