chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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