she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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