i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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