oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
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She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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