yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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