i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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