I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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