also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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