hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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