Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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