i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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