remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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