That's intense
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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