I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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