She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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