Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
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