i barfeds in our rink
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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