Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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