Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize
