Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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