Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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