Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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