covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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