real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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